Snake
Thursday, June 12th, 2008This story was a very interesting read.
Archive for the ‘Funny’ Category
Worst Spam Ever
Tuesday, May 27th, 2008It's not even really spam. I assume it's an attempt to validate random email addresses by analyzing bounces.
How Many Chocolate-Covered Espresso Beans to Kill Me?
Wednesday, February 27th, 2008Someone at work left an open tub of Trader Joe's chocolate-covered espresso beans in the break room. Unable to resist their chocolaty siren's call, I soon myself munching them down like Skittles. Since I'm unavoidably somewhat morbid, this got me thinking, just how many of these would it ...
Aeroflot comment
Sunday, February 3rd, 2008Cracked.com had a so-so article which mentioned Russian discount airline Aeroflot. The winning comment was by Kostanza:
Big Red vs Little Cinnamon Gum
Monday, January 28th, 2008I remember these incessant Big Red television ads from my childhood: "no little cinnamon gum freshens breath longer than Big Red" To this day, I want to get my hands on that colorful, little, cinnamon gum! My mouth literally waters at the thought of it. Besides, who wants to chew a gum ...
Loose, lose, to, two? (Digg)
Wednesday, November 7th, 2007So-called "social networking" sites are a virtual goldmine of comedy. Unfortunately, it's a very deep mine with a tremendous amount of unfunny to get through first. I trimmed down this conversation to the bare, humorous minimum.
Chainsaw (YouTube)
Thursday, August 16th, 2007This delightful YouTube video shows a small child being placed in front of a cobra. The poor cobra is said to be de-fanged and/or has its mouth sewn shut. The cobra is, predictably, annoyed by the child (aren't we all?) so it strikes ineffectually. YouTube comments are the cesspool ...
I am currently idle
Tuesday, July 17th, 2007I sent an IM to Yumi. When I didn't get an immediate response, I locked my workstation to play some foosball. When I returned, I found this: [15:24] Jeff: so did you read about the earthquake yet? [15:31] Yumiko: i did [15:31] *** Auto-reply sent to Yumiko: I am currently idle. [15:31] ...