{"id":108,"date":"2008-02-27T14:34:22","date_gmt":"2008-02-27T22:34:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.curlybrace.com\/words\/?p=108"},"modified":"2008-04-08T22:54:28","modified_gmt":"2008-04-09T06:54:28","slug":"how-many-chocolate-covered-espresso-beans-to-kill-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.curlybrace.com\/words\/2008\/02\/how-many-chocolate-covered-espresso-beans-to-kill-me\/","title":{"rendered":"How Many Chocolate-Covered Espresso Beans to Kill Me?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Someone at work left an open tub of Trader Joe&#8217;s chocolate-covered espresso beans in the break room.  Unable to resist their chocolaty siren&#8217;s call, I soon myself munching them down like Skittles.  Since I&#8217;m unavoidably somewhat morbid, this got me thinking, just how many of these would it take to kill me?<\/p>\n<p>Well, this required a bit of research&#8230;<\/p>\n<h4>How Much Caffeine Is Lethal?<\/h4>\n<p>According to <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Caffeine\">Wikipedia<\/a>, the LD50 (median lethal dose, i.e. the dose at which 50% of subjects die) in humans is estimated to be around 150 to 200 milligrams per kilogram of body mass.<\/p>\n<p>I weigh on the order of 180 pounds.  (actually, slightly more)  That&#8217;s 81.65 kilograms.  Given 150 to 200 grams per kilogram, that works out to 12247.5 &#8211; 16330 milligrams.<\/p>\n<p>So, it would take between 12.25 and 16.33 <b>grams<\/b> of caffeine to kill me.<\/p>\n<h4>How Many Beans?<\/h4>\n<p>Acccording to <a href=\"http:\/\/coffeefaq.com\/site\/node\/22\">this coffee FAQ<\/a>, a chocolate-covered espresso bean contains 3 &#8211; 5 milligrams of caffeine.  So, it could take anywhere from 2,450 and 5,443 chocolate-covered espresso beans to kill me.<\/p>\n<h4>How Many Tubs?<\/h4>\n<p>27 beans adds up to 2.0 ounces.  Since a container of Trader Joe&#8217;s chocolate-covered espresso beans is 14 ounces, that makes approximately 190 beans per container.<\/p>\n<p>So, I would have to eat between 13 and 29 tubs in order to die of caffeine overdose.<\/p>\n<h4>Outstanding Questions<\/h4>\n<p>What is the timeframe in which all these beans would have to be consumed?<\/p>\n<p>What is the actual physical volume of all these beans?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Someone at work left an open tub of Trader Joe&#8217;s chocolate-covered espresso beans in the break room. Unable to resist their chocolaty siren&#8217;s call, I soon myself munching them down like Skittles. Since I&#8217;m unavoidably somewhat morbid, this got me &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.curlybrace.com\/words\/2008\/02\/how-many-chocolate-covered-espresso-beans-to-kill-me\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[128,133,132,129,130,131],"class_list":["post-108","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny","tag-caffeine","tag-chocolate","tag-espresso-beans","tag-ld50","tag-lethal","tag-suicide"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curlybrace.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/108","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curlybrace.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curlybrace.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curlybrace.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curlybrace.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=108"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.curlybrace.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/108\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curlybrace.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=108"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curlybrace.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=108"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curlybrace.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=108"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}