{"id":28,"date":"2007-08-16T14:17:36","date_gmt":"2007-08-16T22:17:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.curlybrace.com\/words\/?p=28"},"modified":"2008-04-08T23:02:45","modified_gmt":"2008-04-09T07:02:45","slug":"chainsaw","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.curlybrace.com\/words\/2007\/08\/chainsaw\/","title":{"rendered":"Chainsaw (YouTube)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=1a4-jwXejc0\"><img src='http:\/\/www.curlybrace.com\/words\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/08\/babyvscobra_resized.png' alt='BabyVsCobra' border=0 \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This delightful YouTube video shows a small child being placed in front of a cobra.  The poor cobra is said to be de-fanged and\/or has its mouth sewn shut.  The cobra is, predictably, annoyed by the child (aren&#8217;t we all?) so it strikes ineffectually.<\/p>\n<p>YouTube comments are the cesspool of humanity, which makes them particularly enjoyable.  This comment, in particular, struck a chord with me:<\/p>\n<p><img src='http:\/\/www.curlybrace.com\/words\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/08\/babyvscobracomment.PNG' alt='BabyVsCobraComment' \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I would kill the snake with my chainsaw,&#8221; brilliant!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This delightful YouTube video shows a small child being placed in front of a cobra. The poor cobra is said to be de-fanged and\/or has its mouth sewn shut. The cobra is, predictably, annoyed by the child (aren&#8217;t we all?) &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.curlybrace.com\/words\/2007\/08\/chainsaw\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny","category-internet"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curlybrace.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curlybrace.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curlybrace.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curlybrace.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curlybrace.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.curlybrace.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.curlybrace.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curlybrace.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.curlybrace.com\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}