Author Archives: Jeff Fitzsimons

About Jeff Fitzsimons

Jeff Fitzsimons is a software engineer in the Pacific Northwest. Technical specialties include C++, Win32, and multithreading. Personal interests include rock climbing, cycling, motorcycles, and photography.

Chainsaw (YouTube)

Posted on August 16, 2007 by Jeff Fitzsimons

This delightful YouTube video shows a small child being placed in front of a cobra. The poor cobra is said to be de-fanged and/or has its mouth sewn shut. The cobra is, predictably, annoyed by the child (aren’t we all?) … Continue reading →

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I am currently idle

Posted on July 17, 2007 by Jeff Fitzsimons

I sent an IM to Yumi. When I didn’t get an immediate response, I locked my workstation to play some foosball. When I returned, I found this: [15:24] Jeff: so did you read about the earthquake yet? [15:31] Yumiko: i … Continue reading →

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Bungie

Posted on July 9, 2007 by Jeff Fitzsimons

On July 7th, 2007, I was riding back to Oakland from Tacoma, along the Oregon coast. It was late, around 11:00pm, and the weather had turned rather chilly. Several miles south of Florence, Oregon, as I rode up a pitch … Continue reading →

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